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kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

  #the pentagram one made me snort out loud    #omg these are genius  
sarahseeandersen:

An ancient trick that has been used for thousands of years, works with a 99.9% success rate.

sarahseeandersen:

An ancient trick that has been used for thousands of years, works with a 99.9% success rate.

dianaspot:

image of Princess Diana on a yacht in Portofino, Italy, in August 1997.

dianaspot:

image of Princess Diana on a yacht in Portofino, Italy, in August 1997.

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

image

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

crabbington:

back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching

jellys:

if i cry non-stop for 3 hours will i lose weight

We are all books because we have spines and stories to tell.
My coworker (because we work in a library)

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

  #file under    #things that made me laugh more than it should have at 1am    #tickle your buttcrack    #for some reason is the funniest sentence in existence right now  

hemmogod:

if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot

alexknigston:

people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying