Gurl knows what’s up
Never thought id reblog Miley but she’s on point.
I used to think it was near impossible for a person to make the :\ face
but then I met Jim Moriarty
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.
*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon
dennys what the fuck
Some of the cactuses look like they are wearing flower crowns
JUDGE: Miss Sorrel, are you seriously claiming this man is an expert, after knowing the accused for just five minutes?
SHERLOCK: Two minutes would have made me an expert. Five was ample.
JUDGE: Mr. Holmes, that’s a matter for the jury.
SHERLOCK: Oh, really?
SHERLOCK: One librarian; two teachers; two high-pressured jobs, probably the City.
SHERLOCK: The foreman’s a medical secretary, trained abroad judging by her shorthand.
JUDGE: Mr. Holmes!
SHERLOCK: Seven are married and two are having an affair – with each other, it would seem! Oh, and they’ve just had tea and biscuits.
SHERLOCK: Would you like to know who ate the wafer?
JUDGE: Mr. Holmes. You’ve been called here to answer Miss Sorrel’s questions, not to give us a display of your intellectual prowess.
(Sherlock takes a breath but can’t help smiling a little at the acknowledgement of his ‘intellectual prowess’. John stares at him sternly.)
JUDGE: Keep your answers brief and to the point. Anything else will be treated as contempt. Do you think you could survive for just a few minutes WITHOUT SHOWING OFF?!